Ezra Furman & The Harpoons - God Is A Middle-Aged Woman lyrics

God is a middle-aged woman With planets for earrings and international date lines At the corners of her eyes She's thinkin' 'bout remarriage To a guy she recently met And hasn't even asked out on a date Okay, to be perfectly honest He's never even spoken to her He barely even knows she exists But hey, God is really shy She doesn't like confrontations And she's not so young anymore But oh, God, won't you just say hello? Oh, God, you can take it real slow It's been hard since Jeremy left her Sometimes it seems so pointless Like she's unloveable But I, I love her very much I love the way she looks And I just want her to be happy I wish I could talk some sense Into her troubled head Full of beautiful grey hairs But I, I am only human But maybe that's just it Maybe that's just what she needs Oh, God, things are gonna be fine Oh, God, don't lose your head over some stupid guy Ah, so beautiful on the patio at night Ah, so wonderful, how did I not see it before? Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God