Eyedea - Eyedea vs Shells - HBO Blaze Battle lyrics

[Eyedea: Round 1] Ayo this cat can't stand me (..) He'll only win this battle cause this whole crowd's his family But yo, your shirt says "record breaker", what that mean yo ? You're the only cat that ever took eighty losses in a row ? Is that how it goes ? On the mic you can't How you're saying (..) you look just like Ja Rule That's how it goes up on the mic (..) Nah, f** Ja Rule, you're Flavor Flav's second cousin That's how it goes, your flowing is weak And when you do that sh**, you show me your corroded a** teeth Oh he's spittin' my lines, thinking that he's fresher Spitting Eyedea lines is the only way you'll ever sell a record So why you'd do that ? You don't wanna be (..) You know what ? You need to take your whole f**ing crew back to school black That's how it goes, pull up a stool, I'm the teacher I'm about to wear your b**h a** (..) like your Sneakers You MCs to me is just geekers This cat stays close to my dick like a beeper He ain't even coming with the cheaper You just lost your life by Eyedea, the grim reaper [Shells: Round 1] I'mma spit hot bars even if this dude is boring They got Shells battling lil' Chuck Norris We get it going man, you don't really want that And I put this burner right where your tongue at Ayo, this dude girls name bu*taface Cause everything looks good, bu*taface You don't really want no (..) of Shells Cause I hit hard, you can call me the black Sprewell Now wait a minute He's like Destiny Child: jumping, jumping You don't know, I'mma let this go And you talk about my teeth, talk about my flow I'm a hot skibbity cat, me mad nice I'll be damned to lose against Vanilla Ice Hold up, don't try to say my lines Cause guess what ? It's like 1-800, nothing but hot lines Hold up, you gotta slow up and grow up This dude's so ugly, I'm about to throw up You're saying I'm wack cause your man's white And guess what ? I'm here Tony B and we can fight And I don't care, when can do this forever You like fake jeans, and you fake.. [Eyedea: Round 2] Ayo, you straight bring the worst game Couldn't be the one if KRS was your first name I grab the microphone and let you know I'm mad tight I let you know I could have been your dad, right ? Matter fact, I was with your mom last night Matter fact I'm the reason your little sister's haf white Where's he (..) terrible I'll beat you so bad, I'll let your f**ing parents know (..) I straight just talk I've won more battles than your b**h a** has lost And that's a lot You know I straight rap for props This is just another wack cat on my jock I grab the microphone and straight smoke a clown I beat him in his own f**ing hometown Now how does that make you ? On the mic I break you Even if you was a b**h with the legs open, no one'd rape you That's how it goes, on the mic he's straight (buzz?)wack Look at this cat, 25, can't grow a moustache What's up with that ? Your whole style is weak You get defeated, depleted, your whole style is cheap Yo, I grab the mic and straight disconnect your face Yo it's your turn but you got second place [Shells: Round 2] This ain't written, I'mma spit some freestyle stuff And you're the type to get deal but it'll get jerked by Puff Now hold up, you better calm down man You know I act funny with a gun in hand You get Rhymesayer ? You look like Buffy the motherf**in' rhyme slayer And your breath smell like Manu from the Himalaya So stop it man, you dont know what I'm going through now It's 30 seconds, 29 and you's a bird He thought iceberg meant... Hold up and bring it back You're white like that Why you laughin' ? Look at his teeth, they got a crack You laughin' with a smirk on your face, you look gay I'm (*draws a blank*) and you're Dr. Dre Let's go man, I'm freestylin, f** y'all n***as I got a gun and I dont really trust y'all n***as We can get it jumping and you don't want that And guess what ? I'm the reason your little sister's half black So let's go and I'mma k** your ho lines And I'mma tell you this one more last time