Evil Cowards - Military Man lyrics

Military man goes to war in the sand And he goes "Ahh-ah! Ahh-ah!" Marrying a girl that he can't understand And she say "Oh no! Oh no!" He don't know where to stand in the chain of command Getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan Ahh! Ahh! Military man gets his meat from a can And he say "Alright! Alright!" He his a driver of a weapons van And he goes "Oh-oh! Oh-oh!" He's got only one plan and there's blood on his hands The solution to Afghanistan is only one man Wahahahah! Waa-oh! There's a Korean who*e [?] in his Mai Tai He'd like to play a little game, and that's "do she live or do she die" [?] Do she die [x5] Ahh! Military man plays a freedom jam And he say "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" k**ing guys is sweeter than marzipan "Alright! Alright!" He gonna give you a napalm tan If sees you reading the Quran Military man