Turn turn the radio low, I've got to talk to you, Turn turn the radio low... Got a half Armenian girlfriend She tests me like a scantron She'll only tell me what's wrong If she's hit the bong ba bong bong Feeling melodramatic and spastic She ain't made of West Coast plastic, I lie awake with an aching, Is it all in my head like she said I'm in love with the sounds that you make and the ground that you walk on I'm running after you, I'm in love with the way that you're making me wait I just want to be catching up to you Got a half Armenian girlfriend She's hotter than I am handsom, She'll f** you up and then some, She'll rock the boat to Bedlam