If nature sold herself on layaway With a little down I would be the first in line To buy myself a sound A waterfall a tidal wave or a beating of the drums A heavy wind a thunder or a falling of the leaves And i would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In this state i would simply tell them this At least you'll have someone to blame for Ruining your weekend I would play mother nature Unlease my sound at will No more sitting and waiting On this quite window sill If i feel like love I will shake the trees If i'm consumed in lonliness then I will drop the leaves And i would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In this state i would Simply say outright At least you have someone To blame for scaring The children in the night What if i call for a waterfall Some light rain And some other owner calls For a ma**ive hurricaine We'd have to be responsible users And respect the rules of god I'll just take a load off and Have to buy them all And i would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In this state i would Simply say At least you have someone To blame for a near perfect day