Eugene McGuinness - Moscow State Circus lyrics

Did you drop a clanger? A spanner in the works? Did it all pour out the wrong way, Bent out of the shape through the Chinese whispers? Oh Clarence, I – I do believe This life is k**ing me It's become a chorus of Nottingham And the radio lifted the curse Newsflash, who flooded the forest? Good sir, you've got a lot of nerve Through towers tall And scared little trees This old banger carries me up And away Lightning has struck Twice in the exact same place Can't get in the club Can't get out of the rain Or get over it, get over it And remember not to forget that I'm About as subtle and as playful As a hammer-headed shark But I could name you every service station On the M6 off by heart Test results prove inconclusive As to whether your world is round Mine is a Rubik's Cube So pa** it on or go and figure it out It's all bloody bloody It's all bloody bloody jamboree This banger carries me up And away Couldn't give a flying f** What the old draconians say Lightning has struck Rain, rain go away Or get over it, get over it And remember not to forget about me Hey now, hey now, hey now We're tumbling down a rabbit hole