Uh-oh-uh-oh-woh, Fred, come to bed Oh baby, s** is joy but use a Billy boy Oh, Willy, use a Billy Scilly Willy A Billy for your thrilling joy I wanna Billy boy A-a-h, aah, ah! So you want s**, s**, s** with your ex And it won't cost you any tax But Willy, you better care for sure And use a Billy with your long ding-dong, ding-dong She'll find out you're the number one So go, man. Go and use your toy But not without a Billy boy Oh, Willy, Willy, use a Billy Don't be silly Oh baby, s** is joy but use a Billy boy Oh Willy, use a Billy Scilly Willy A Billy for your pretty joy Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed 'Cause my Max had s** with his s**y ex Oh Fred, come to bed Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet Oweohoewoh! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, your key fits nicely My body opens to your touch So ring my bell and just entice me I need your loving, oh, so much Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you But if you love me, please, take care 'Cause if Max gets you he will k** you You better watch out for him, Fritz 'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits A-a-a-h, ahh, a-a-hha, a-ah,ah Sex on the phone, I'm so alone Some s** on the phone, I need it so Okay! I do what you'll say, come on And gimme s** on the phone so I can feel Your s** on the phone is really real Your touch, I want it so much I want... Max, don't have s** with your ex It will make your life complex, my Max Baby, take it easy Max, don't have s** with your Ex It will knock you off your legs Oh Max, stay cool and just relax I gotta warn you Don't have s** with your ex, Max Ahhh, ahhh Oh, Max!