[Ernie] Hello Beaker f** it b**h 200 bichasneguz-Er The b**hasneguz date In the dead bichasneguz f's You better not got my f** about that... [Big Bird] Dear whoever You are a f**in idiot to put a sight on like this Why did you name it this What if some innocent little kid Comes on and sees your mutha f**in job site They will start getting ideas So shut the hell up and stop this sh** You are an idiot to do this And if you don't cancel this website I will send you a ton of hate Messages everyday Now stop this and Change your site name If you want to have a website On how to get a job Like for example USE YOUR BRAIN! THINK UP BETTER THINGS THAN sh*t LIKE THIS! Later, b**h! We are a community of motherf**ing programmers Who have been humiliated by software development Methodologies for years We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) And anything else getting in the way of Programming, Motherf**er We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be Manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming Chain gang without any time to be creative because none Of the 10 managers on the project can do Programming, Motherf**er [Ernie] Yeah if a motherf**in' real hip-HOP in mouth day So wanna do gonna slap ya faces of making died I don't give a f**... Bichasneguz [Mary J. Blige] We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way Of Programming, Motherf**er in a place We think the sh** on the left Is really just the con In the middle And that we really need To just do the thing on the right Programming, Motherf**er Put in the [?] (?) [?] (?) [?] Don't better make gonna Gangsta [Oscar The Grouch] G-A-N-G-S-T-A better G-funk motherf**er G-funk Where do I start? It's not you Well actually it is you Look, I'm just not... I'm not attracted to you anymore I need space You kinda... You kinda gross me out In the beginning it was different In the beginning, you were better But then I got to know you real well And I came to realize... That you're a fat idiot [?] (?) [?] Hurry, hurry I know in a family just f** my b**h open it taker It's Bichasneguz in a effect but now in the loaf [x3] I know in a family just f** my b**h open it taker It's Bichasneguz in a effect but now "f** it b**h" [Ernie] Better not gang to me G funk you gangsta rapper fools Then Bert gonna afraid us to k** it in a caught on hoods Keep you mouth open sh** curb dawgz suppose to me In a F in the n***as M R Ernie In a but gangsta But now should you heaven k** a n***a But a n***a Chill a n***a f** it b**h Buck it b**h Luck it b**h Shark is b**h You better not You better not And through gotta dot And through gotta dot