The park is prettier in the snow But you wanna swim in the can*l How now? And you hate the exorcist steps They're always slippery and you're gasping And rasping But you have been here before You've been all around this town And you have seen it before You've seen every road, you know But you've never gone skating in the harbor Poor baby You don't drink and you don't do d** And they all say that you're no fun And you're getting hungry now But you spent your money on a trench coat Oh no And the key bridge is too damn long The river's rough and it's too windy So f**ing windy But you have been here before You've been all around this town And you have seen it before You've seen every road, you know But you've never been down by the water Poor baby You don't drink and you don't do d** And they all say that you're no fun Poor baby You don't have s** and you don't make love But you'd like to you just can't find no one Why you gotta be so sad? Poor baby! Why you gotta be so sad? Poor baby! You've got a stain on your hand From when you fell down a well And you don't want to stand Your legs are tired as hell You've got tears in your eyes Because it's all so much Yes you've got tears on your shoes Because it's too damn much And you have been here before You've been all around this town And you have seen it before You've seen every street you know But you've never been skating in the harbor Poor baby