Eric Violette - FreeCreditReport.com Commercial #1 lyrics

[Verse 1] They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (Yeehaw!) I could've seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts (Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage)