Eric Schwartz - Children's Songs lyrics

Theres a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo So you better hurry up because hed just as soon eat you Hes coming, hes coming, here he comes!!! AHHHHHHH! Theres a bomb in the bed And it goes off when it gets wet Pleasant dreams, little girl, pleasant dreams It hurts your food when you chew it It hurts your food when you chew it So next time you eat, think twice, dont do it ''cause it hurts your food when you chew it When women get pregnant, Strange tricks the lord plays Each of them change in their own special ways Some will crave pickles Some will knit socks Mommy stored lipids like gold at Fort Knox If theres one thing I have found to be true Mommy is fat because mommy had you