Eric Idle - His Name Is Lancelot lyrics

Herbert: Lancelot you might as well just fess up Really you're a different kind of guy Move aside your scabbard For underneath your tabard There is waiting to escape a bu*terfly Men: His...name...is Lancelot And in tight pants a lot He likes to dance a lot You know you do Lancelot: I do? Men: So just say thanks a lot And try romance, it's hot Let's find out who's really you His name is Lancelot He visits France a lot He likes to dance a lot and dream No one would ever know That this outrageous pro Bats for the other team Herbert: You're a knight who really likes his night life And by day you really like to play You can all find him pumping at the gym At the Camelot Y.M.C.A Men/Women: His name is Lancelot La, la, la Just watch him dance a lot La, la, la He doesn't care what people say La, la, la Lance: No Way Men/Women: For when he starts to dance La, la, la Just grab your underpants La, la, la Herbert: He can finally come out and say that he is G.A All: Y.M.C.A All: He's Gay Lancelot: Ok