Eric Guerrero - Eric G. is a Douchebag lyrics

[Chorus A 2x : Eric G.] Love me or hate me, f** nah Ya'll don't stimulate me It's young KB, stop misbehaving! I'm so damn nuts, ya'll mac and date me [Verse 1: Eric G.] Big nosed motherf**er I'm being honest, I'm a gross motherf**er I'm sorry for swearing Momma I'm kinda constantly bothering mommas and poppas With modern rapper consonances I'm modest, I'm hotter than saunas I'm overrated like that band Nirvana I wanna be Lana Del Rey, Rihanna, Obama... On a television, drama Like Osama, I'm the bomb (a) I'm toying like I'm Tonka Started from the bottom now I'm nada I'm stupid. I hit the spot, hot like soup is These dude kids do spit about... Who him? You stink! I do use the shower every day I shampoo, sh** I'm an a**hole with courage Call me Eustice I'm turning up like glue-sticks I barely work like glue-sticks I just took a laxative I could give like 2 sh**s Flows cold, motherf**ers need to use Vicks Close to being good, I'm less clothes I'm a nudist [Chorus A 2x] [Verse 2; Eric G.] Uh, Eric G. is a douche-bag Cool with the tunes, big nose like a toucan So overused but I'm bright like a toucan No one is going to be there to tell you that "you can." It's cause you can't. I mean you cannot You're a little b**h. All you do is cry and say stupid sh** f** you, Eric. You're a little b**h a** hoe You got a family and food on the table And you're crying about your sh** Shove that motherf**ing Prozac up your b**h a** [Chorus B: Eric G 2x] Spare me your time, I'm done Spare me your time, now [Bridge: Eric G] Spare me your time, I'm done Spare me your time, now [Chorus B 2x] [Verse 3: Eric G.] Is it good? It's good Eric G is a douche-bag Who's that? A cool cat with some smooth raps I'd wear a durag but I'm not a cool black dude Yeah I do rap cool. In fact, I should smack you Chilling in the back of your cla**room Wanna get jacked in the bathroom... That's you! I'm the best with the rap tunes I'm a bad dude, don't tell momma or dad dude When you hear my tunes, dude You'll feel it up in your tubes too You'll feel it up in your b**bs too Catch me up on the YouTube I'm crazy, my screw's loose Hitting the back of jay Chilling and laughing and 'Yay!' Chilling and rapping like 'Ye,' Sitting in the crack of the shade Hitting the back of a jay, uh [Chorus C: Eric G] I'll make your farewell hard for me For me