Eric G - Master Shredder lyrics

I'm straight from Atlantis Shifty and scandalous My skin is a canvas My b**h be the baddest; Supplies d** on campus And f**s like a Mantis; Tears the head off her lovers Then sniffs up the dandruff She handles the dick Cause she's used to the sandwich She talk just like Jocelyn She used to speak Spanish She grew up in a youth home Restricted from matches She loves to act ratchet She loves to swing hatchets She loves to get tied up She loves to use gadgets Superficial b**h, and I'm a chick magnet Make her come to life like that Indian cabinet Maybe I meant "cupboard," Don't cuff her god damnit Well cuff her if you want But you'll suffer like Hamlet Put your eggs in one basket Pack 'em in, scramble it Your anger; better channel it Before I Mickey Mantle it Your name on a tablet And I can just imagine it Sober like never Doper than ever Master like shredder I be dashin' for the cheddar Compare me to them But I'm actually better Rip the patch off your sweater Head actually severed Sober like never Doper than ever Master like shredder Dashin' for the cheddar Compare me to them But I'm actually better Rip the patch off your sweater Head actually severed This is the city of acid rain I ain't even gotta ask for brain Ask your dame or your past few flames I rub it in like it's Accutane I'm back to claim that black poon-tang I Courtney Love her like black Cobain I'mma f** up her rep hold her name in shame Now she loses her caboose on the crazy train. When I'm ghost you'll still love me, Patrick Swayze game Wish I could warp back to the 80s and mack Dianne Lane I'm high insane I'mma die in vain And try again Cause I'm a cool cat I got lives to burn Put me in the ashtray, why buy an urn? When I die she gon' buy my s**m And try to learn All my prophecies Until my return I'm Willy D pimpin' That's bald, no perm Shoulda stopped me 'fore I turn While you all concerned Sober like never Doper than ever Master like shredder I be dashin' for the cheddar Compare me to them But I'm actually better Rip the patch off your sweater Head actually severed