[Verse 1] In Manhattan if the ghouls were ever Let loose on an unsuspecting day They'd run for cover They'd look everywhere in every possible way But just like in the 1984 smash hit film Ghostbusters Well I would cross the streams for you Summon all the energy that I could muster [Chorus] Unless, of course, the Laker game was on 'Cause you're my sweet thing... And I think you're keen... I do [Verse 2] If you should ever have to walk in the steps of Joe To travel to the Wamponiwooze volcano Well I would take a sick day And I'd swim to meet you there Weep in the orange soda I put hyacinths in your hair [Chorus] Unless, of course, the Laker game was on 'Cause you're my sweet thing... And I think you're keen... I do 'Cause you're my sweet thing... And I think you're keen... I do