[Verse 1] Aldo's at it again Eschewing sleep for shenanigans Sailing sofas through the mansion halls Out there, he looks mean He's gotta make a big scene But inside, he's giant, toothy smiles [Chorus] Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? 'Cause there are creatures of the night [Chorus] Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? 'Cause there are creatures of the night [Verse 2] Tina makes up her bed Hospital corners and thread count off the chart But she won't sleep in it See, once the dusk has come The crosswords will be done She's been Will Shortz since 1942 [Chorus] Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? 'Cause there are creatures of the night [Chorus] Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? 'Cause there are creatures of the night [Chorus] Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? 'Cause there are creatures of the night [Chorus] Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? Why can't we go outside? 'Cause there are creatures of the night