Equivalent Exchange - Transformers: Dark of the Moon lyrics

[Jerome Chance] Alright, there wasn't much to this game so Im going to start it off a bit differently than what you're used to Way back before I became a teenager When it came to Transformers I was hardly a stranger I knew every one like the back of my hand Man no one alive was a bigger fan When the cartoon was on man you couldn't move me Almost boo-booed my drawers when they made first the movie Megatron k**ed Optimus HotRod became Rodimus Hasbro had me happy like a Hungry Hippopotamus Unicron made Galvatron from badly damaged Megatron And then Scourge and Cyclonus with the Sweeps as bonus Rodimus k**ed Unicron by using the Matrix Man you couldn't tell me that wasn't the greatest The setting for that story was 2005 Fast forward to 07 when the action came alive Made me want to disa**emble like my name was Johnny 5 Thought Michael Bay and Chevy made the franchise take a dive But the movie did well and became a blockbuster While the game was a bust, nothing short of lackluster Then came the second one, another hit mustered And War for Cyberton kicked in like a thruster Developed by High Moon, that game was amazing For Dark of the Moon, Im thinking the same thing Nope. Back to Cybertron and attempt to repent How'd you go from 80 to 40 percent You can only do split screen by playing on Wii Wii quality graphics on PS3 Multiplayer mode is like a desecration Kept d**hwatch and conquest but removed escalation Campaign mode is more like a skirmish It takes me more time to light up my furnace As you walk through the map stops to load in the middle The 10 minute install shoulda solved that riddle Got three modes to play in but it gets confusing The bu*tons keep changing for each one you're using But theres really almost no need for you to change Except robot mode weapons have a little more range Stealth Force mode resembles Guardian for Veritech Use it to reload and give your weapons more effect Transformers still robots in disguise But this one a bit less that what meets the eyes