Epic Rap Battles of History - Master Chief Vs. King Leonidas lyrics

Leonidas Spartans, hoo, let's start this, hoo Show this petty officer whose the hardest The biggest mistake that you've ever made I'll toss you like a frag grenade I'll stomp you in the face, with my sandals enraged And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers Jerking off to games, giving themselves first-person shooters Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder You're in my hood now, chief, this is Sparta Master Chief Not so fast, Cortana says your Greek so why don't you stick these lyrics up your a** They built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell "MC" While you and your companions were all camping in the canyon Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly Leonidas Ha, I've had better battles with my six-year-old son I don't need fire power when I'm rocking these guns I'm king, you sleep in a freezer in outer space I would look you in the eyes, but your to much of a b**h to show your face Master Chief Got a bad case of no shirt, there, Fabio Flintstone Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome 300 a**es need a kicking, give more teabags than Lipton. So why don't you quit your b**hin', my trigger finger's itchin'