Epic Rap Battles of History - Justin Bieber Vs. Ludwig Van Beethoven lyrics

Justin Bieber Look what the cat dragged back from the dead man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his a** on your head I'm the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Betty White Here's some aspirin, you're catchin' Bieber fever tonight Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible Who even listens to cla**ical anyway? Even Elise wants to do me and now that you're right next to me I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies Ludwig van Beethoven Sit down son and let me give you a music lesson Ask Bach, I got more co*k than Smith & Wesson Never say never? You'll never be forgettin' I've crafted master pieces that will last throughout the ages Your music gets you b**hes on your Facebook pages I'm committin' verbal murder to the major third degree My name is Beethoven motherf**a, maybe you've heard of me Not the Saint Bernard version, I'm the real OG You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty Bieber I've got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage When's the last time your music got anybody laid? I've got a concert in five so there's not much time left, heh-heh What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf Beethoven I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear that piece of sh** "My World" There's a crowd of millions waitin' to hear my symphonies You wanna be a little white Usher? Here show them to their seats