Epic Rap Battles of History - Darth Vader Vs. Adolf Hitler lyrics

Adolf Hitler I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich Little known fact: Also dope on the mic You are Vader, with your little boots and cape And helmet to cover up that burnt a** face You have the force to move objects, I am a force truly evil Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel Cause look at you! You're not even a real person I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version Darth Vader You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father? You're a pissed off little prick, with a Napoleon dick You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip You b**h! Let me remind you who you're messing with Everything that you did I'm the motherf**er who invented it I'm the original Dark Lord you're like the sorcerer's apprentice My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of sh** and cloned it Adolf Hitler You stink Vader your style smells something sour You need to wash up dawg here, step in my shower I'll turn all your friends against you just my speeches breed haters What's your lightsaber versus a clan of all your white neighbors? Darth Vader s** my robot balls Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping a** We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh