Epic Rap Battles of History - Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 lyrics

[EpicLLOYD:] Hey can you put that little, thing back? Down in there? No no no, the one below it [NicePeter:] You're just a little up my face right now [EpicLLOYD:] Oh I'm sorry Am I being annoying? 'Cause, you said we'd be done at 10 And it's 4 in the morning [NicePeter:] I'm f**ing burnt out man It's been six years every day That I wake up and come to work To look at your hungover face I need some personal space To get away from your screaming But every time I turn my back Mother f**er you start scheming To take over control of some sh** I'm already doing just fine We'd have more subs than PewDiePie If you didn't fight me every time I try to take our little baby In a creative direction I'm trying to make art motherf**er You're trying to find a rhyme for erection I'm sorry man; no I'm f**ing not f** you You're second cla** That's why I let you run ERB2 You're so afraid to lose But losing's all you do And tonight I'm not quitting the battles b**h I'm quitting you [EpicLLOYD] Quit me then you p**y We'll see what happens I'll sit back and watch you unravel And revel in pure satisfaction I'm out of compa**ion for you And you're self-righteous bullsh** Erection jokes dude? Your whole name means dick I'm sick of smoothing things out The same routine ERB2 is right I'm covering your a** behind the scenes And then I try to tell you things But you're too stubborn to understand Like dude that is not a cool way To play Batman You manipulate your friends And then you throw them away I don't know who you sh** on worse Myself or Dante But I'm not an entrée at one of your fancy resturants So quit eating up my time picking one of your fancy fonts And make a f**ing decision So all these people can leave Excuse me for interrupting Rocket League and smoking weed They got places to be And now they're looking at me Nice Diva is my new name For you Nice Pete [NicePeter:] And doink Nice punchline bro You're jokes haven't grown Since you told them in a lunch line bro You're an eight-year-old boy stuck inside a whatever year old man "Look at me I'm EpicLLOYD, check me out I can rap about my problems instead of solving" If you wanna heal you gotta deal with your issues cause a bottle's not stopping them [EpicLLOYD:] Don't take that battle there dude you don't want that at all Let me guess, right now you're on two beers and a pill, and half of Adderall And that makes you obsessive and then you f** up all the fun So why don't you trust the editors and stop changing their sh** after they're done [NicePeter:] Yo don't try to paint me as some compulsive little jerk If you weren't so cheap we could hire some editors to do good work Who you think just- Oh that's real funny Andrew [EpicLLOYD:] Aww c'mon, now what the f** did I do? [Instrumental:] Allrounda Beats [EpicLLOYD:] What? [NicePeter:] Who the f** left the tag in? [EpicLLOYD:] Hey Allrounda can you put the.. Yeah and the little..uh.. [NicePeter:] We cool guys? [Editors:] Yeah I guess so Okay I've got the card Did you dump it? Get your mark Quiet please Hero we go And.. action [Nicepeter & EpicLLOYD:] Yo, I guess what I'm saying man *I've thought with my wife* Is that I'm running out of patience man *and gone under the knife* I'm a patient man but sometimes *and I've taken years off* You need to be a patient man *of the back of my life* I've got the same sh** that I was dealing with *man, since right in the beginning* I got the same sh** that I was dealing with *we been fighting* At the very beginning *no one's winning* I'm trying to get somewhere wit hit man *people would k** to do what we do for a living* But all your b**hing *Your b**hing is* Is keeping my wheels spinning *Is keeping my wheels spinning* [Nicepeter:] That was weird [EpicLLOYD:] Yup [Nicepeter:] I'm sorry about some things that I said [EpicLLOYD:] I'm sorry about the way you played Batman [Nicepeter:] I think I just need a break [EpicLLOYD:] Yeah, me too [Nicepeter:] You wanna write a song? [EpicLLOYD:] Yeah dude!