Epic Rap Battles of History - Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters lyrics

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Epic Rap Battles of History - Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY THE GHOSTBUSTERS VS THE MYTHBUSTERS BEGIN! (Ghostbusters) Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches? Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes? If you or the Lorax wanna bust like we do? Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you. Ghostbusters, flow crushes, get the job done. Spitting out the lyrics like: WE GOT ONE! Get the people moving like the statue of Liberty. Try to beat us in a battle? Man you gotta be kidding me! The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky. I collect spores. Tell em about the twinky! Like your show, it's all fluff and filler. I'll kick your hiney man, I'm a savage k**er! (Mythbusters Adam) Wow, your raps are just too wack to handle! (Mythbusters Jamie) Let's do it like we do on the Discovery channel. (Mythbusters Adam and Jamie) The science is preposterous, the opposite of compotent process and in this episode we'll give you a synopsis. Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back. It's a fact positrons don't react like that. You built a laser grid with no safety switch and Walter Peck was right, that's some shady sh**! (Mythbusters Adam) Good thing you work in a firehouse, (Mythbusters Jamie) cause you just got burned. (Mythbusters Adam) You are poor scientists (Mythbusters Jamie) and that's confirmed! (Ghostbusters) That's enough from the walrus and dickless the clown. Let's show these myth b**hes how we do it downtown. Grab your stick, hold'n! Heat'em up, smoking! High speed shows your a** get beat in slowmotion. We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams. Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes. It's a rap test dummy and you're both getting crashed. We came, we saw, we kicked your a**! (Mythbusters Adam and Jamie) Ghosts aren't real, but it should be said: it's time to bring the B-team back from the dead. (Mythbusters Tory Grant and Kari): Things are getting scary when Tory Grant and Kari, (Mythbusters Grant) come harder that Ray, when that ghost popped his cherry. (Mythbusters Kari) We reject your flows and substitute our own! (Mythbusters Tory) .....eh..... (Mythbusters Jamie) Why'd you stop? (Mythbusters Tory) I couldn't think of a rhyme.. (Mythbusters Adam) Well just say the first thing that pops into your mind! (Ghostbusters BIG PUFT) Yo raise up it's Stay Puft I stay fluff. Blaze chumps and flip Kari bu*ter side up! (hey) I smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter I don't play. Show these dweebs how to rock a beret! (hey) I live so large, you can't harsh my mellow. Just one step, took me out the ghetto! You best be afraid of my marshmellow flows, cause Big Puft turned all you b**hes to toast! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC R-RA-RR-RRRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!