Epic Rap Battles of History - Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 lyrics

Adolf Hitler: Vader… This is your last chance… Battle me… or die… EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DARTH VADER! VERSUS! ADOLF HITLER! BEGIN! Adolf Hitler: Screw you, you big black c*nt! I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts! The Führer will crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid! I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic! I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain! You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven! Darth Vader: Let me paint you a picture, son Potrait of a b**h after World War One You were stirring up the fears of the German people Telling the world that the Jews are evil You wrote a little book, got'em fired up Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got'em fired up When your bunker started getting fired up You put a gun in your mouth and fired up! You dumb motherf**er, didn't Napoleon let you know? When you conquer Russia, better pack some f**ing winter clothes! While you're fighting off Valkyrie I got a million clones, they die for me My bounty hunters ride for me Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me! Boba Fett: They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me? I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show! Cause when I rock the microphone I- Adolf Hitler: Oh, Sieg Hell No! You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sungla**es All the Time! I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your s**my soldier guys! And throw you in a bu*thole in the sand! I am Adolf!… Hitler... WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEPIC RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!