Epic Rap Battles of History - Justin Bieber vs Beethoven lyrics

(Justin Bieber) Look what the cat dragged back from the dead Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his a** on your head I'm the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Betty White Here's some aspirin, you're catching Bieber fever tonight (Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible, who even listens to cla**ical anyway) Even Elise wants to do me And now that you're right next to me I can understand why they use a dog to play you in the movies (Beethoven) Sit down son and let me give you a music lesson Ask bach I've got more co*k than Smith and Wesson Never say never? You'll never be forgettin' I crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages Your music gets you b**hes on your facebook pages I'm committing verbal murder in the major third degree My name is Beethoven, Motherf**er, maybe ya heard of me Not the St. Bernard version, I'm the real OG You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty (Justin Bieber) I've got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage When's the last time your music got anybody laid? I've got a concert in 5 so there's not much time left What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf (Beethoven) I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear that piece of sh** "My World" There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them to their seats