Epic Rap Battles of History - Hitler vs Vader 3 lyrics

Hitler: I am Adolf Hitler! / Commander of the Third Reich! / Little known fact: / Also dope on the mic! / You are Vader, / with your little boots and cape! / And a helmet to cover up that burnt-a** face! / You have the force to move objects / I am a force truly evil! / Even went back in time / and turned you whack in the prequel! / Cause look at you / You're not even a real person! / I preferred you in SPACEBALLS! / The Rick Moranis version! Darth Vader: You can't rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force / Why even bother? / So many dudes been with your mom / who even knows if I'm your father? / You're a pissed off little prick / with a Napoleon dick! / You call that a mustache? / I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip! / You b**h! / Let me remind you who you're messing with!/ All that sh** you did / I'm the motherf**er who INVENTED it! / I'm the ORIGINAL Dark Lord / You're like the Sorcerer's Apprentice! / My Storm Troopers make yours look like someone took a piece of sh** and cloned it! / Hitler: You stink, Vader! / Your style smells something sour! / You need to wash up, / Here, / take a step inside my shower! / I'll turn ALL your friends against you / Just my speeches breed haters! / What's your lightsaber / vs. a clan of all your white neighbors? / Darth Vader: s** my robot balls! / Now take a step back / and let me freeze yours off! A little carbonite bath / for your goose-stepping a**! / We'll call my homeboy in Israel! / See who got the last laugh! /