Epic Rap Battles of History - Gandalf vs Dumbledore-11 lyrics

[Intro:Announcer] Epic Rap Battles Of History! Gandalf VS Dumbledore Begin! [Verse 1: Lloyd Ahlquist as Gandalf] You Shall Not Pa** I rap fast like Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this You b**h How's your little wand Going to beat my staff? I leave mics in flames Torched by Gandalf Touch mine, Dumbledore and Scorch your other hand off You fool You got Snaped You're not a real fighter d**h makes you die It just makes my brights brighter Your a** is like Gringotts Everyone makes a deposit We all know you've more than a Boggart in your closet [Verse 2: NicePeter as Dumbledore] The prophecy Forgot to mention this day When i knocked your a** back to Gandalf the Grey Check your status They call me headmaster You're nothing Nice staff You compensating for something? I prefer the company of Wizards and I'm proud of it You try to win your battles With two fat hobbits You think your hairy toed Friends are gonna harm me? Wait'll they get a taste of Dumbledore's army [Verse 3: Lloyd Ahlquist as Gandalf] Do not take me for some Conjuror of cheap tricks I don't give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix I'll tie a new knot in your beard With your wrinkly balls For I am the one rapper To rule them all [Verse 4: NicePeter as Dumbledore] Your spells are a joke Not funny ones either Mines of Moria? Ha More like mind of Mencia I'll expecto my patronum On your face You little snitch And when I'm finished I'mma fly Like it's quidditch [Outro:Announcer] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!