Epic Rap Battles of History - Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY MARILYN MONROE VS CLEOPATRA! BEGIN (Marilyn) Who's rap flows the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is. Overthrow Pharaohs who oppose me like Moses. You could never kick my a**, so kiss my cli*oris. This ugly hag and Ka**emG got matching noses. (Cleo) You better hold more than your skirt, Miss, please, I'm the Queen of the Nile, so just bow down to me. Plus you got so much experience, down on your knees. Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read. You'll sleep with any ugly dude who says he likes it hot. Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box. I'm a descendant of the gods, don't anger me trick. You'll lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates. (Marilyn) I've had some ugly boys but you're forgetting the others. Like Marlon Brando and the Kennedys, while you f**ed your own brothers. You think you're so chic up in your fancy palace. Gettin' Lo on Marc Antony tossing Ceaser's Salad. You wear too much eye liner for anyone to adore you. You might as be working the door at Sephora. I got an a** that won't quit. You had an asp and got bit, on the tit. Somebody wrap this b**h back up in a carpet! (Cleo) You still got no children after your third marriage. You lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carriage. You got an hour-gla** figure but that's about it! A CANDLE IN THE WIND THAT CAN'T ACT FOR sh*t! (Marilyn) Translate this into hieroglyphs! Your sandy vagina has a Seven Year itch. My best friends are diamonds. You can't beat me! Quit trippin'. Step off and walk your a** home like an Egyptian.