Epic LLOYD - Episode 6: James lyrics

I grind Brit deadbeats to dead meat for pissin' around It's Mr. Lloyd, chap, and that's my friggin' background Alas, you lazy sh**, now you've gone and inspired The sixth chapter of Dis Raps For Hire I'm here to dis the f**k out, leech punks cause they bloody s** (Yup) You wanna free-load? Then you can latch onto my nuts How do you live with yourself, Jim? Oh yeah, you don't cause you're broke (Nope) And you sap rent, taxes and bills from your bro (Ohhh) Well it's over now, EpicLLOYD's of London come to town (What) Listen to your brother, Simon says get the f**k up! I'll flame James, shame James, shady brother gane James I'll defame James, maim James, this is lame James Calls himself Jim cause he's too lazy for James James Not working the bank but you need to make some change man Crashing on couches, no job seekers allowance You coward, go out and earn some of your own cash to play around with I'm not on ma**ive wages but I'll give you some ma**ive poundage And the worst part about it for Simon is that you're his twin Holy sh**, man, where to begin You even leeched his goddamn DNA off of him! But it's OK, you must be fraternal, that's easy to see though Simon's Schwarzenegger, you're clearly Danny DeVito And I've heard the talk, 10 years of looking hard for jobs But the last time you got one Tony Blair was in office And it's not the money, man, most folks are happy to help Showing thanks by sitting around is how the disrespect is felt This is a wake-up call from across the pond I'm dropping bombs, so thick diss had to stick an extra S on So what's your problem, Jim? Your brother is such a great guy Won't say goodbye, even though the bloke can barely scrape by And you won't even try to find a job you sloth a**hole! At least when ho's go broke they learn to work the pole So fight Simon, and if he moans he's got nowhere else to go Tell him to try hell, maybe he can crash on they floor Oh don't act that depressed, man, just make a move on this mooch Or this douche will continue to use you and your flat til you do but whatever you choose You better get a move on it soon Cause when he hears this, living together is gonna get real awkward for you Cheers, dude