Epic LLOYD - Dis Raps For Hire - Season 2 Episode 4: Ethan Always lyrics

This ugly troller thinks he's slick and tough. What? But he's just f**ed with the biggest Billy Goat Gruff I'll bring this fight right to your front door step, b**h! Send this mutha f**in' troll back up under his bridge I be the Double L you hear from me you're sorry I read a lot of stories. This one be for Ethan Always Love me to dis this guy some spineless sh** online S'been on my mind a while so my friend the pleasure's mine This wanna be cyber bully's worse than a Miley Cyrus movie Who's he's callin' b**h and p**y lips this guy's is as soft as Doogie Howser You can undo some trousers and s** a thousand dicks I'll take a thousand sh**s on your face to see how it fits How nice of him congratulatin' my man Ethan right here It's a honor being called twat of the week by the douche bag of the year U "fukin p**y" hater. You don't need no help looking bad You got a talent for that so thank your mom and your dad What type of sad hack looks on facebook for his exact same name Then takes the time to come out saying that this perfect stranger's lame This facts this loser's displaying proves that he's got zero game And he's just trying to find someone else online to blame Takin' fake gangster selties for your own spank bank Standing in the bathroom mirror making this face Super hot bro! Yo I hope that helps When you're home alone at night Jerking off to yourself This is the worst type of hara**ment cause you do it from a distance Persistent cause you can hide from any face to face resistance Little piss ants postin' pictures and comments on people's pages Too dickless for situations where they'd need to be courageous And the sh**'s contagious This other Ethan's the contagion But I'm sorry f** stick I'm immune like Matt Damon My name is EpicLloyd, b**h! The first, the best, the only The one who leaves you lonely sad and laughed at by your homies Don't do dis raps inductions without introduction Cause when I spit in your face I want to make sure your know who it comes from So step offfff! Before you type your next malicious online message Or become a part of EpicLloyd's next balanced dis-tritious breakfast