Enter The Haggis - Pseumoustophy lyrics

Hey man, you're k**ing me, I've got some mouths to feed You're knocking on my door, my vote could count for more I know it's not always clear, stand up, there's no barrel to your ear! They will talk the talk like a barstool prophet Shake the hands in town, kiss the baby, now buy us a round Hard to find your way in a TV masquerade How can we see what we believe in being just like the other ones, just like the other ones Hey man, I like your style, pinstripes and chamomile 10 billion dollar smile, tears like a crocodile Always sure to draw a crowd, skip the show, just take the trophy now! They will talk the talk like a barstool prophet Shake the hands in town, kiss the baby, now buy us a round Hard to find your way in a TV masquerade How can we see what we believe in being just like the other ones, just like the other ones Hey man, you're k**ing me, I've got some mouths to feed You're knocking on my door, my vote could count for more We all know they're all the same, sit down, close your eyes and check a name They will talk the talk like a barstool prophet Shake the hands in town, kiss the baby, now buy us a round Hard to find your way in a TV masquerade How can we see what we believe in being just like the other ones, just like the other ones