English Dogs - Burn lyrics

My suspicions were alerted by a little bit of flirting My beady eye caught it at a gig Sally is my lover and he's the dogdrummer I love them both but can I forgive No, no, a double betrayal Is something that I cannot forget She thinks I'm all cool standing here on the stage But between the sheets useless and Inept [Chorus:] Wakey No, Wakey No, Wakey No! Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn She looked pretty nice as I went to spend the night Working on the graveyard shift Feeling pretty tense I hid behind a fence Dogdrummer arrived and they kissed Just imagine what it's like with a length of steel pipe As me size tens booted down the door There, before me, naked and horny They were shagging like rabbits on the floor Without hesitation I trussed 'em to the bed With several lengths of baler twine I was kind of in a dream as I poured the gasoline On Dogdrummer and that f**ing s*ut of mine Now I am the Judge and your punishments stern I sentence you both to burn Thou is a s*ut and thee is a liar Now roast on a porky human pyre And the moral of this story is... Don't f** another mans wife!