England - Carmina Burana lyrics

Semper crescis Aut decrescis; Vita detestabilis Nunc obdurate Et tunc curat Ludo mentis aciem Egestatem, Potestatem Dissolvit ut glaciem Sors immanis Et inanis, Rota tu volubilis Status malus, Vana salus Semper dissolubilis Obumbrata Et velata Michi quoque niteris Nunc per ludum Dorsum nudum Fero tui sceleris Sors salutis Et virtutis Michi nunc contraria Est affectus Et defectus Semper in angaria Obumbrata Et velata Michi quoque niteris Nunc per ludum Dorsum nudum Fero tui sceleris Sors salutis Et virtutis Michi nunc contraria Est affectus Et defectus Semper in angaria Hac in hora Sine mora Corde pulsum tangite Quod per sortem Sternit fortem, Mecum omnes plangite! Translation by Robert Webb: Egg air egg dish, in there egg wish Is there a car in Phyllis? I sump a duck, you sump a duck Somehow we both get rickets In tests our men, ingest a gem All we need now are tickets More cannabis, more cannabis Don't give no more to Billy You stroke the puss, they stoke the puss I'd rather play with Willy Old broom-broom car and velo-car Micky the Quock just nicked 'em Mum just bought scalextric So salve thy wounds - and make it snappy Micky is contradictory, he's effective ...and defecates, ...and often gets angry He's hacked into the village taken the cine-camera and the adapter and was last seen dancing the tango That should sort him out! Silly nit Some people will do anything for a packet of nuts Bring me some fresh fruit, love: I mean banana