We were in the park holding hands, Watching the birds fly by But all of a sudden you punched me in the face! So I dropped you off at the crazy house. Went to visit you the very next day, Said Honey, are you sure you're okay? You said Yeah, my mom was just totally stressing me out and I swear, I saw a bug crawling out of your mouth. so I checked you out of the crazy house. We were chilling at Jack in the Box, pimpin' those curly fries, As I stared into your eyes But all of a sudden you threw your sprite in my face. So I dropped you off at the crazy house. Went to visit you a week or two later Said Sweetie, are you sure that you're all better? You said Yeah.... it just tasted like sh**, and I swear, I was just throwing another stupid little fit So I checked you out of the crazy house. I was at the movies buying you candy before it started And I loved the way your hair was parted But I accidently bought you a Kit-Kat bar That's when I decided you were taking this way too far. You tried to punch me but you missed. And I called you a f**ing b**h. Then I dropped myself off at the crazy house. (Hey mom, what's sup?) Ba** solo!