Emma Forman - A Grouch lyrics

If I can't have you I'm going to retire from life and become a full time grouch I'll live in a silver trash can and I'll call your name and moan about why I didn't win your heart and I shoulda won your heart And I loved you much more than nobody else could ever love you more A grouch, oh oh, I'll become a grouch if I can't have you That's what I'll do A full time grouch and I'll moan about everything that s**s in this world because without you there's no meaning to anything I might as well just become a professional grouch and live in a trash can and do nothing but moan If I can't have you I'm going to embark on a career as a professional grouch And I'll live in my silver trash can I'll moan about the world and how it s**s without you And then oh you shouldn't be with anyone else Oh if I can't have you I'm just going to become a professional grouch I'll live in my silver trash can and I'll moan about how the world s**s without you It's true I can't think of a good reason not to be with you cos you are the only thing good in this world