[Verse 1: YouTuber] Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, the OG The one that made you famous because of my comedy From Fifty Shades of Grey to the Philosopher's bu*t You're a comedian, b**h, stop being something you're not Look at all our most viewed, where's your songs in there? All the ones we're known for are 'cause of my underwear People just want me, they didn't sign up for you So go ahead and write a song about how you're the "girl from YouTube" [Verse 2: Musician] Oh please, you think your sketches made you OG? Been doing this on YouTube since I was eighteen I see your smug little face on the side of a bus Have you been relevant since you shat on Google Plus? Cause this ain't 2013 no more Your sketches were so funny, but now all you do is bore So step aside as this site begins to die I'll be at the O2 having the time of our life [Verse 3: YouTuber] Oh quit it, what, you think you're Avril Lavigne? You're 24 years old, stop trying to be 15 No one's cared about pop-punk since 2007 The kids that listen to your songs are under eleven So what, you're gonna take it all seriously now? Just a year after saying you were gonna bail out? You can't sing, you just shout, you wanna call that art? Want me to grab you a ladder so you can reach the charts? [Verse 4: Musician] s**s To Be You, number two on the iTunes Rock I guess you'd call that success, what chance have you got? A million subscribers and 50K views Girl, you're the definition of "this b**h is old news" One video a month and you think that's fine? And yet you wonder why your channel's gone into decline Had a beauty channel, gone, had a gaming channel, dead Why bother building up a brand when you can give up instead? [Verse 5: YouTuber] Oh b**h, come on, least I've got something to give "I promise you this," how innovative I make our living from this, I fund your whole career And you wanna ask yourself who the real star is here? People asking at your shows, "Can you sing Google Plus?" Our most viewed song isn't even serious So can you just give up so we can stop wasting money? I liked you better when you were funny [Verse 6: Musician] Google my name, it says it right there: "Singer" Guess "washed up YouTuber" just ain't a view bringer Look at every other YouTuber, they're starting to jump ship Want me to play violin as you watch it sink? You know you got a good brain, how about trying to use it? You wanna make videos? b**h, this video is music They might watch you, but they listen to me Cause I got more to offer them than 1080p