Eminem - Brenda lyrics

[Pre-Recorded Message] Hi, baby, thanks for calling 9-7-0-s*ut The hottest live one-on-one line in the city [Eminem] Oh... (Hmm?) Brenda (You'd like to speak to Brenda) Yeah, I need to speak to Brenda, like, immediately *laughing* (Hold on, ok?) 'Aight Yo, this b**h is about to catch, b**h about to catch it f**in' s*ut (dialing tone) (Yo) Brenda (Brenda's not here) Brenda's not there? (No) It sounds like you? You know what? You didn't think I knew, did you? (I, you know-) You told me you didn't do this sh** This Brenda, right? Don't play games with me, girl! This Brenda, right? You said you didn't do it, b**h! (Who are you, what you want?) What are you- I want Bren- This ain't Brenda? (No, motherf**er, it ain't Brenda) Yo, don't-don't-don't call me a motherf**er, b**h I swear to God, I come up there and pop all you f**ing s*uts I told you Brenda, don't be f**in' round on me You f**in' b**h! I told you! "Aw, I don't do it, I don't do it!" You motherf**ing s*ut, I'll k** you, b**h! I break your motherf**ing neck (You getting mad at me, I'm not Brenda) Yo, don't play games with me, girl! Don't play ga- When you come home tonight I swear to God, yo, all of your sh** will be outside! You hear me girl?! I ain't playing with you no more! I bought you everythi- "I saw yoooou, walking in the way" You know what I'm saying, girl?! I don't play that sh**! (Crack k**s, you know) I don't play that sh**, crack?! (Crack k**s) I ain't in no crack, b**h, this Slim motherf**ing Shady You understand me? Slim *chka-chka* Hi, my name is! b**h, you don't play with me, when yo- When you come home tonight, girl Your sh** is all out on the motherf**ing lawn That's my word, is bond, yo! (You live in a-You live in a house?) (You sound like you live in the projects) My word is bond, when you come home, girl You last now, girl, you motherf**ing s*ut I know you f**ing him, girl, I know you f**ing him You know what I'm saying? I know you f**ing him I know you f**ing him I know you-