Eminem - Love Game lyrics

[Verse 1: Eminem] Somethin's burnin', I can't figure out what (out what) It's either lust or a cloud of dust Judgement is clouded, must just be the powder from the power of (love) But I'm in somethin' I don't know how to get out of Left my girl in the house alone Is that my soon to be spouse's moan And the further I walked, the louder I paused for a minute to make certain that's what I heard Cuz after all this is her place So I gave her the benefit of the doubt Think I might be about bust a buster The thought's scary yo, though and it hurts, brace Hope it ain't, here we go yo Cause my head already goes to worst case scenario, though in the first place But you confirmed my low end theory though Should've known when I made it all the way to third base And that was only the first date, coulda made it to home plate But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first No you don't, under, stand, I, don't, do this for Anyone, ever, yeah that ain't what they all say I'll say it, you can s** a softball through a straw, used to be my fiance 'Til you s**ed on Wayne, Andre, and Kanye Lebron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame Guess I'm gettin' my g-god dang Jigga on eh Cause your name, I'm beyond sayin' But f** it, I'm movin' on, you women are all cray But I'll probably always keep on playin' the game of [Bridge: Sample] Love, love, love, love L-l, l-l-l-love [Hook: Kendrick Lamar] She doesn't love me, no she don't love me no more She hates my company, yeah she don't love me no more I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door She screamed she loved me like she never did before And I told her (Go where you want and go do what you want to do; I don't care)x2 [Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar] I told that b**h I'm a s**er for love, you're a s**er for dick s**in' dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in Told the stupid n***a to duck under the water, he drowned Like an abortion, they booked you for manslaughter You beat the case and I called you "Sherane is not available now leave a message at the tone And Kendrick don't forget to buy two pair of those Expensive heels, you little f**in' ferris wheel f**in' spinnin' on me, f** you think we gon' get married still f**in' Mary had a little lamb, this ain't no fairy tale Fairy godmomma better tell you how I f**in' feel Like you should f**in' beat it or f**in' eat it while I'm on my period Now have a blessed day" b**h you serious I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious Why you ain't f**in' with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I'm delirious I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman After the Dillinger hit'em diligently and k**in' him His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem That's an*logy and metaphor for ya I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you This is me talkin' cordially, yeah I got some home trainin' That ain't what you like, ain't it, what about if I was famous As Marshall, would you give fel**tio in the carpool Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle, singin' I hope she's good enough, meanwhile you're chasin' her Chlamydia couldn't even get rid of her Pity the fool in her and pity the fool in me I'mma live with the game of [Bridge: Sample] [Hook: Kendrick Lamar] [Verse 3: Eminem] So needless to say I'm feelin' betrayed Snatched my house key off her keychain She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire's dick Now she's chasin' me with a cheese grater Here goes that broken record, cliche, it's all my fault anyway She's turnin' the tables, I'm a beat-break She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ Each day is an instant replay They sayin' we display symptomatic of addict behavior Back together but forgot today was her b-day, she cut me off on the freeway Simple misunderstandin' but just as I went to slam on the brakes Then I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait b**h cut my f**in' brakeline, stepped on them f**ers 8 times Still goin' 73, thank God there's an exit coming up What the mother F-U-C-K'S wrong with her, hit the off ramp So I coast into a gosh damned aww hit a f**in' tree Now here she comes at full speed, she's racin' at me Okay you wanna f** with me, eh Snatch the b**h out her car through the window, she screamin' I body slam her on the cement, until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole Bury this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street re-paved f**, woke up in a dream state in a cold sweat Like I got hit with a freeze ray durin' a heat wave Guess I eventually caved though, cause she's layin' next to me in bed Directly aimin' a gat at my head Woke up again and jumped up like f** it, I've had it, I'm checkin' into rehab I confess I'm a static addict, I guess that's why I'm so clingy Every girl I've ever had either says I got too much baggage Or I'm too f**in' dramatic Man what the f** is the matter, I'm just a f**ing romantic I f**ing love you, you f**ing b**h Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events I said hit the road and after she left I sent that b**h a text I said be careful driving, don't read this and have an accident She glanced to look at it and wrecked, too bad Thought we had a connect No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case Than a model covered in L'Oreal and mace, who fell from grace Eleven stories for story telling but the who*e was yelling rape So the vocal cords were swelling And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spelling's face Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace Unless you're Andrea Yates, don't ask me for a date, don't be late Well the sentiment's great, but wait, think there's been a mistake You want an intimate date, I wanna intimidate I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of [*Message sound*] Wait, dinner at eight I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of [Outro:] Love, love, love, love L-l, l-l-l-love