Eminem - Evil Twin lyrics

Yeah, trying to figure out the difference But I think I think the lines are starting to get blurry I'm in a strange place I feel like Mase when he gave up the game for his faith I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints Grinning every stranger in the place while I gaze into space 'Cause I'm mentally rearranging his face I need a change of pace 'cause the pace I'm working at is dangerous There's nowhere to dump this anger and thanks to this angst I done quit chicken heads cold turkey and started slowly roasting 'em 'Cause that's where most of my anger is based f** your feelings, I feel like I play for the Saints I just want to hurt you, aim for the skanks Then aim for all these fake Kanye's, Jay's, Wayne's and the Drake's I'm frustrated cause ain't no more N'Sync, now I'm all out of wack I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack I'm going all out in this rap sh** and whatever the fallout is I'm strapped for battles, s** a duck, crawl out the back, let's bar fight Prepare your arsenal and beware of bar stools flying through the air And bottles breaking, mirrors also And I ain't stopping 'til the swear jar's full You done called every woman a s*ut, but you forgetting Sarah Marshall Oh my bad, s*ut And next time I show up in court I'll be naked and square a lawsuit Judge be like "That's sharp, how much that motherf**er cost you?" Smart a**, you lucky I don't tear it off you And jump your bones, you s**y motherf**er You so f**ing gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you au jus 'Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo Evil twin, take this beat now, it's on you" I believe people can change, but only for the worse I could've changed the world if it wasn't for this verse So satanic Kmart chains panic 'Cause they can't even spin back the curse words 'Cause it works when they're reversed, motherf**er And these kids are like parrots They run around the house just like terrorists Screaming "f**, sh**, f**" Adult with a childish like arrogance Wild ever since the day I came out I was like "merits, f** that" I'd rather be loud and I like swearing From the first album even the gals were like "tight lyrics, dreamy eyes" But my f**ing mouth was nightmare-ish And from the start of it you felt like you were a part of this And the opposition felt the opposite Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums Often as I can and skim through all them b**hes To make sure I keep up with my competition, ha ha Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes Borderline genius who's bored of his lines And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now Feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies This darkness comes in me (Evil twin) Here it goes again (Evil twin) If you chose my pen that ain't me it's my evil twin He's just a friend who pops up now and again (Evil twin) So don't blame me, blame him (Evil twin) I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend You have slept for quite some time So who's left? Lady Gaga? Messed with the Bieber Nah, F with Christina, I ain't f**ing with either Jessica neither Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than struck with the fever Get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3's Feel like I'm burning to d**h, but I'm freezin' Bed-written and destined to never leave the Bedroom ever again like the legend of Heather Ledger My suicide notes, barely legible read the Bottom, it's signed by The Joker Lorraine said I never can leave her She'd sever my wiener I ever deceive her f** that sh**, b**h Give up my dick for p**y, I'd be Jerry Mathers I'd ever left it to beaver Get them titties cut off trying to mess with the cleaver Golly-wally I bet he registered Jesus Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 Dresden it was definite lean My destiny went on the steps, I met Deshaun at Osborn I'd never make it to soph*more I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors Flip burgers and wash dishes, but I wrote rhymes trying to get props for 'em 'Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em They were sleeping, I made them stop snorin' Made them break out the popcorn Now I've been hip hop in its tip top form Since N.W.A. was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn Screaming "f** the police" like cop p**n Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped coin f** top 5, b**h, I'm top 4 And that includes Biggie and Pac, who*e And I got an evil twin, so who do you think that's 3rd and that 4th spot's for? And as crazy as I am I'm much tamer than him And I'm nuts, then again who the f** wants to plain Eminem? But no one's insaner than Slim, look at that evil grin (evil twin) Please come in, what was your name again? Hi, f*ggot Look who's back with a crab up his a** like a lobster crawled up there Two rabbits, a koala bear and a ball of hair And you're all aware I ain't got it all upstairs Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's just small up there Peace to Whitney, geez, just hit me That I should call the looney police to come get me 'Cause I'm so sick of being the truth I wish somebody finally admit me Into a mental hospital with Britney Oh, LMFAO, no way, ho Jose Baez couldn't beat this rap, OJ no Hooray, I'm off the hook like Casey Anthony Hey ho, hey ho I sound like I'm trying to sing the chorus to f**ing hip hop hooray No, I'm hollering, you got bottom in like an a-hole Eight and a base whether I'm f**ing off that instead of your face, ho Let your low hand raise, yo Tango, what you think, ho? Slow dancing in bowling You trying to hold hands with your homie? What? You think I'm looking for romance 'cause I'm lonely? Change that tune, you ain't got remote chance to control me Ho, I'm only vulnerable when I got a bo*er Superman tried to f** me over, it won't hurt Don't try to fix me, I'm broke so I don't work So are you, but you're broke 'cause you don't work But all bullsh** aside I hit a stride Still Shady inside, hair every bit is dyed As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skiddish side And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize 'Cause we are the same, b**h