Eminem - Hello lyrics

Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) My name is Shaaady So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (So long) My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you) Yea You see that chick in the gym checkin' me out? Any second I'm 'bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now? Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'open sesame' mouth Down the hatchet, the feelin' you can't match it I rap-tap-tap on your door with a damn ratchet I tac-tac-tacin' the who*e with the damn hatchet I nap-sack-pack with like forty some Xanaxes Shorty come back, I'm tryin' to score me some lap dancers I'm 'bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniels Formula forty-four and forty's with mad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And are you menstruating baby my little friend's waitin' to say hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin' like Jell-O Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello Yea My equilibrium's off, must be the Lithium I don't need to buy any d**, man people give me 'em It just becomes everyday extracurricular No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A fifth of rum and two bottles of one fifty one Fifty one people asleep in my damn livin' room 'Scuse me hun, but what was your name, Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and uh, did we umm? Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there doesn't seem to be one No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiendin' for some My head is poundin' to the beat of the drum Umm Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? So I'm hopin' that some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello Oh, Those were the days they certainly were It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' the curtain for good (Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word) I second that and a third, rush to emergency surgery To try to flush me because of the d** that he purchased He no longer gettin' the three hundred bucks for these Perk-idans Buster's gettin' to be where he lustfully surged it in Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin' him' Childishly on the phone tryin' to rustle up Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils Now he's doubling backwards and he's stumblin' back Slipped and fell hit his backbone heard somethin' go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just bustin' my own chops while I'm bustin' a rap Resuscitated and re-juiced so f** it' I'm back Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? So I'm hopin' that some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello So I'm sayin Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) My name is Shaaady So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (So long) My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)