Eminem - Zelda Rap Mix lyrics

[Verse 1: Eminem] Yo.. Slim Shady! Yo.. I'll f**ing.. I'll... I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww) Battle? I'm too weedy to speak to The only key that I see to defeat you Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you And force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse You'll think I pulled the f**ing ground out from underneath you (b**h!) I ain't no f**ing G, I'm a cannibal I ain't tryin to shoot you I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken gla** And have you with open gashes strapped to a soaking mattress Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!) f** the planet, until it spins on a broken axis I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket To fill it full of explosive ga**es And close it back with a lit match in it While I sit back and just hope it catches Blow you to fragments Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes [Hook] I see the light at the end But every time I take a step, it gets dim Tell me is this hell we're livin in? If so, heaven's got to be better But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down [Verse 2: J-Black] Am I the worst? Because I, never go to church (never) I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse I'mma drink 'til my liver rot, see the doc Leave the E.R., then hit a bar for a liquor shot, 'til the liver spot One day we all gon' die But when I die, I'mma be so high That I'mma get up and walk, leaving the concrete bare With the chalk outline still there I smoke until I choke and I s** a lot I got a cross on my chain but it's just a rock Now if I pray everynight (night) Do I still have to hold my tray very tight? You feel me God? I done did so much sh** while on Earth I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse Since way back, I was one to never like back-talk See me at the pearly gates in line, wearing a Nordface Nickle nine at my waist, Father lost faith Angels greet me but I don't reply back Just show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where's Thai at? [Hook] [Announcer] Maxie was seriously wounded but the soul still burns Final battle, fight! [Verse 3: Masta Ace] an*lyze the strength of my game, like Lee Corso Call me a lost soul, with a vest on my torso And of course, yo, y'all know I'm no stranger to danger Like Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my anger I breathe down sh** so hard you can see sound And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds My pen about as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swagger Tie your wife to the back of a blackjack and I drag her Ten blocks, untie the b**h and I still bag her Give her a smack in the a** and a six pack of lager My sh** go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel My flows spill like using the wrong end of a funnel Everyday I grow more older, and more colder Fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a boulder I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare Cause you f**ing with some n***as like this who just don't care [Hook] [J-Black] But every time I take a step, it gets dim.. Tell me is this hell we're livin in? Haha.. [Announcer] Time's up! You lose!