A lot of people ask me am I afraid of d**h? Hell yeah I'm afraid of d**h, I don't wanna die yet A lot of people think that I worship the Devil That I do all types of retarded sh** Look, I can't change the way I think And I can't change the way I am But if I offended you Good cause I still don't give a f** I'm zoning off of one joint, stoppin' a limo Hopped in the window, shopping a demo at gunpoint A lyricist without a clue what year is this? f** a needle, heres a sword body pierce with this Livin' amok, never givin' a f** Gimme the keys I'm drunk and I've never drivin' the truck But I smoke dope in the cab I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab Come back the next week and re-open the scab A k**er instinct runs in the blood Emptying full clips and burying guns in the mud I've calmed down now I was heavy once into d** I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz My brain's gone, my souls worn, my spirit is torn The rest of my body is still being operated on I'm duckin' the f** down while I'm writin' this rhyme Cause I'm probably gonna get struck by lightning this time So all the weed that I've smoked, yo this one's for you To all the people I've offended, ya f** you too To all the friends I use to have, I miss my past But the rest of you a**holes can kiss my a** For all the d** that I've done, yo I'm still gonna do To all the people I've offended, ta f** you too Every time I reminist, yo I miss my past But I still don't give a f**, you all can kiss my a**! I walked into a gunfight with a knife to k** you Cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue I'll hang you 'til you dangle and chain you at both ankles And pull you apart from both angles I wanna crush your skull 'til your brains leak out of your veins And bust open like broken water mains So tell Sadam not to bother with making another bomb Cause I'm crushing the whole world in my palm I got your girl in my arm and I'm armed with a fire arm So big my entire arm's a giant fire bomb Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on And the pants that match here mama try 'em on I get amastertive with a mouth full of adjectives A brain full of adverbs and a box full of laxatives Proff of all school accidents God help me Before I commit some irresponsible acts again So all the weed that I've smoked, yo this one's for you To all the people I've offended, yeah f** you too To all the friends I use to have, I miss my past But the rest of you a**holes can kiss my a** For all the d** that I've done, yo I'm still gonna do To all the people I've offended, yeah f** you too Every time I reminist, yo I miss my past But I still don't give a f**, you all can kiss my a**! I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it I spent a million a track and went over my budget, oh sh**! Now how in the f** am I supposed to get out of debt I can't rap anymore I just murdered the alphabet Drug sickness got me doin' some bug twitches I'm withdrawin' from crack so bad my blood itches I don't rap to get the women; f** b**hes Gimme a fat s*ut that cooks and does dishes! Never ran with a clique I'm a posse Kamikaze Strappin' the mother f**in' bomb across me From the second I was born my mama lost me I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy I don't even know why the f** I'm here in the first place The worst day on this earth was my first birthday Retarded what did that nurse say? Brain damage f**, I was born during an earthquake So all the weed that I've smoked, yo this one's for you To all the people I've offended, ya f** you too To all the friends I use to have, I miss my past But the rest of you a**holes can kiss my a** For all the d** that I've done, yo I'm still gonna do To all the people I've offended, ta f** you too Every time I reminist, yo I miss my past But I still don't give a f**, you all can kiss my a**!