Eminem - Richard lyrics

Yeah Trice Statik Selektah O back around the corner Got the crack, put in your orders We 'bout to run up out the stores It's notorious, the way I got big spitting stories Being me's X-Clan, Vanglorious We're not your favorite, f** it You know the system and you buck it Have you revisiting how you used to love it A n***a spew through the music, acoustics, cool kid Used to pursue excuses, truth is, I was truent in school So its influence is foolish, that was my views I'm back at it, the rap addict, by any means We gon get these stacks accurate, no skinny jeans Say he ain't a star, n***as might be right I'm so regular, n***a gotta sh** tonight Take it back Selektah, let 'em know it's Trice Put your seatbelts on, we gon' ride tonight And I would like to introduce myse-self Surprise! Hi, it's Ike 'Bout to get my Ike on, I come with a life supply Of wife beaters and my Nikes on And a white tee over that Iron Mike Lookin' fly tonight, feel like I might die from a spider bite Come back as Spider-Man, Park my Peter inside a dyke b**h actin' like she got f**in' higher standards than Meijer's, right Had to pry her fingers off the motherf**in' Breyer's ice cream With the pliers, like "AAHHH!" Only a ruthless ba*tard would do this Take a toothles b**h with no taste buds to Ruth Chris Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home Pick up two Big Bufords Girl, you got a nice pair, but you're plum stupid! So when I pull up in that Benz Don't try to pretend you ain't interested To impress your stupid a** friends And refuse to get in woman, and get slammed on the ground And snap like a pool stick against cement If you s** of dick, pretend it's a musical instrument You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow I can tell at first glance you're a ho Cause your pants are so tight When you dance with O. Trice, your implants explode So cold to dykes, the chance is snow in San Francisco Boy I'm from Detroit city, you livin' in animosity That's a f**ed up state to be in, such an atrocity Look where these random thoughts get me In senseless mind babble, "What me? Apologize? labrbrr" That's just the way the rhyme unravels And I wouldn't f**ing take it back if I time traveled! Just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick It's also Richard cause I feel like you should Pry your f**ing mouth up off of it I said just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick When I hold my privates to your first clue Sherlock, prick! Just call me Richard That's my motives, jumpin' out them Rovers All white, like I was right up in the Dakotas Or Minnesota, did I mention soda? When it's mixed with viola, watch my cup runneth over Cut from a soldier Them ho n***as disposable toaster Putting holes in a n***a getting close enough Being me till the credits roll Till my condition is beyond what the medics know They wanna edit O Like a prosthetic third leg let it go This is Shady 1.0 Em let 'em know I still profit through the process The prize in my jeans my balls'll never digress I'm a dick that I brag about I put it in fast and then I drag it out World, I be your special friend see Cause these s**as suffer from pseudo penis envy Just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick It's also Richard cause I feel like you should Pry your f**ing mouth up off of it I said just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick When I hold my privates to your first clue Sherlock, prick! Just call me Richard