Eminem - Richard (Solo Version) lyrics

[Hook] So, Just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick It's also Richard cause I feel like you should Pry your f**ing mouth up off of it I said just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick When I hold my privates to your first clue, Sherlock, prick! [Verse 1] And I would like to introduce myse-self, surprise! Hi, it's Ike 'bout to get my Ike on I come with a life supply of wife beaters And my Nikes on and a white tee over that iron mic Lookin' fly tonight, feel like I might die from a spider bite Come back as Spider-Man, park my Peter inside a dyke b**h actin' like she got f**in' higher standards than Meijer's, right Had to pry her fingers off the mothaf**in' Breyer's ice cream With the pliers, like "Ahh!" only a ruthless ba*tard would do this Take a toothless b**h with no taste buds to Ruth's Chris Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home, pick up two Big Bufords Scrupulous, girl, you got a nice pair, but you're plumb stupid! So when I pull up in that Benz, don't try to pretend you ain't interested To impress your stupid a** friends and refuse to get in woman And get slammed on the ground and snap like a pool stick against cement If you sick of dick, pretend it's a musical instrument You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow I can tell at first glance you're a ho cause your pants are so tight When you dance with O. Trice, your implants explode So cold to dykes, the chance is snow in San Francisco Boy I'm from Detroit city, you live in animosity That's a f**ed up state to be in, such an atrocity Look where these random thoughts get me in senseless mind babble "What me? Apologize?" That's just the way the rhyme unravels And I wouldn't f**ing take it back if I time traveled! [Hook] So, Just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick It's also Richard cause I feel like you should Pry your f**ing mouth up off of it I said just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick When I hold my privates to your first clue, Sherlock, prick! Just call me Richard