Eminem - Purple Pills lyrics

I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve Crawl up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people And five I hit, ah, sh** I started a moshpit, squashed a b**h And stomped the foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb sh** start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon, bounce, I said, c'mon, bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Not weed, I meant coke, dumba**, sit down We don't bullsh**, better ask around D12 throws the bomb to gas your town Bizarre, your mom is pa**ing out Get her a** on the couch before she pa**es out f** that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Hey Von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns? It gotta be acid, 'cos the X is gone Yeah, I took 'em all down with some parmesian And I think my arm is gone, it's probably numb Young, dumb and fulla cum And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue You scary a** it was false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? So stop acting stupid, you so high That you might wake up with a guy On some new sh**, I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills and green Big pills, mescaline (That's ill) I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills Dirty Dozen, eighty of us Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some, something, something, something Something, something, something, something, I dunno Pop pills, pills I pop Pop two pills, on stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought I was incredible and k**ed the hulk I wanna, roll away like a Rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray Look for coke to smoke No, oki dok I pack up my nose with coke Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ah, poor baby Born by who*e lady Now I gotta straight born infant (You're crazy) I pop four E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine You got any shrooms? Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs 'Cos our arms show tracks Why the hell you n***as think I rap? I do it just to get your company hijacked If you like smack then I might too (Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you And I don't give a damn if they're white or blue Speed, shrooms, down the Valium Even smoke weed outta vacuums I just got some and I'm going back soon I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I'm at a rave, looking like a slave High off chronic Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit p**y poppin', acid droppin', dope headed guy Heroine mescaline, pencil legs wanna try? Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs k**, b**h I'm for real (Yeah, right) Shut your mouth, you dirty s*ut You know you want it in your bu*t I'll put it in your c*nt Let Bizarre nut I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills Dirty Dozen, eighty of us Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some, something, something, something Something, something, something, something, I dunno f** it