Dear Colson I wrote you but you still haven’t posted The only time you rocked a full house Was when you were an Olson But anyways f**k it man Hows your little daughter Hopefully not getting involved with Needles like her drug addicted father I’m on another plane I’m so awoken You tryna emerge and see but crash, you sully choking And when I’m home alone b***h You’re still Macaulay Culkin I’ll march with the NRA to have this Machine Gun Kelley broken Tough little pistol Kelly S**t I’ll fist you so hard till I hit your belly This dude is anorexic somebody get him a sandwich Mixed with Jelly I’m not even pissed, no really I’m ballin like a disco, silly Those jabs you missed though Nelly I’m comin for your wrist throat Kelly Come at me dawg, I’m sick Polio These haters are all liars coming out the woodwork like pinnochio I hate these mumble rappers They go “DA DA DA DI” Catch me in a maserati Or a f*****g buggati That I don’t own I rent, to be somebody I don’t know (Lil Pump) I don’t know (Lil Pump) Lil Yachty I’m a Jambaddi Okay I’m gettin side tracked Back to Kelly The fake makaveli Bandana round your throat Just f**in do it Hang yourself stupid And Logan Paul will take a pic Jump off a roof and finally make a hit You’re shady’s b***h About to get smoked like a Jamaican Spliff This square’ll get chopped up into bacon bits Ahh, what was I sayin s**t I wanna let people know this That I’ve noticed The comments, that I’m a shady clone and I believe that I am him, and I’m with Kim And I’m delusional There’s something you should know I’m not a lunatic I just knew this s**t That I used to get Myself exposure and it worked I’m on the news and s**t You’re laughing at me While I’m here laughing at y’all Talking s**t behind a computer surrounded by walls And I’m gettin paid Probably f**in your b***h That’s why she doesn’t answer your calls So f**k you all F**k all of y’all I hate these mumble rappers They go “DA DA DA DI” Catch me in a maserati Or a f*****g buggati That I don’t own I rent, to be somebody I don’t know (Lil Pump) I don’t know (Lil Pump) Lil Yachty I’m a Jambaddi Marshall is taking to long Time for the Stans to unite To stand up and fight! Raising standards Like I am Stanford For every stanza I’m planning to write I can walk on water But still standoffish (off fish) You understanding my lines? Dismantling mics With candles to light This ouija board We handle tonight The rap devil’s getting baptized The power of Jesus compels you (Sike) If anything needs to be exorcised on this guy it’s a muscle Like bashir’s mum, son We gettin ready to start a dizaster I’m wiping away you scum chunks Like switching a carbon reactor Y’all ain’t s**t but a cum dump See man I’m trashing this wrapper But we know this don’t actually matter This is just the calm before Marshal gets at ya B***h wait You’re a s**t stain Are you p**ys mad at this click bait F**k it I’ll stick the tip of my d**k In ya chick till the clitorous rips Knock Knock Knock Who the f**k is that? I dunno let me check Yo what up it’s Kells Cleveland Yo throw a beat on Hand me the clippers his beard is weird Clippers? Uh yeah And a black shevel Shevel? don’t you mean shovel No. I mean shevel Yeah where’s the auto tune at? I’m sick of them sweatsuits and them corny hats lets talk about it I’m sick of eating food when I see a dude I just walk around it I’m sick of being a stick and feelin like s**t but I’m still Kelly So much seamen inside of my belly and now I am feeling it swelling Damn Shut up you hella thin skeleton You’re just an irrelevant elephant In the room, soft as watermelon gelatin Gone off the deep end like louise and thelma did Lookin like a alien Local like L.A.N Where is chris hanson when We need to catch a man who’s been Dangling his teenie little weenie on the gram again No wonder marshal’s panicking you’re gonna get hammered in Switch Keep screwin around you might be the Dumbest motherf**er since Justin Bieber Or logan paul when he tried to tweet a Diss up against Chris D’elia This overtatted bony ba*tard lookin like some molten plastics Thinner than the strings of woven baskets Hopeless codeine addicts Homeless brad pitts Looking like a nazi who would vote for fascists Dome on acid go gadget Straight into a closing casket Collecting heads like sleepy hollow Y’all don’t know me but you need to follow Eminem’s the goat and Kelly is dope But both will overdose and not see tomorrow Damn. That’s a hard pill to swallow I’m in the car now and I k**ed the bottle Tekashi in the trunk Lil Yachty in the front and I’m driving drunk Into the wall bro Thank you ladies and gentleman for listening Sincerely, Stan I hate these mumble rappers They go “DA DA DA DI” Catch me in a maserati Or a f*****g buggati That I don’t own I rent, to be somebody I don’t know (Lil Pump) I don’t know (Lil Pump) Lil Yachty I’m a Jambaddiii.