Eminem - My Jingle Balls lyrics

[Hook] [x2] Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle broke my balls (both of them) Santa Clause is a big fat fraud You know this if your broke HEY! [Verse 1] Dashing through the snow With a one horse huge as dick Put it in his a** And tell his a** he didn't buy me sh** I'm broke as hell I'm pissed He knows that but but still He didn't bring any presents for me f** Christmas eat dick (eat dick) [Hook] [Verse 2] A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And go to the mall and punch his face And tell him f**ing die He looks like a used up tampon I hate him, f** him damn FRAUD! And all I want for Christmas is a knife To cut his head off [Hook] [Outro] Yeah, well I really feel bad for the poor kids Because they find out last sooner there's no Santa Clause The rich kids? They can go like 20 years old And not know there's no Santa Clause Because the family is so rich They buy em what they want When they want it, how they want it Where they want it I would tell Santa Buy me this, Santa At the mall, I would tell him like "Yo, I want this Santa Clause!" And he'd be like "Ho, ho, ho!" "For sure I'll get you this, sonny!" And I wake up in Christmas day And what do I have at my tree? Nothing! Nothing!