Eminem - My 1st Single lyrics

Ohh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one [Verse 1] Shady's the lable Aftermath is the stable That the horses come out erra Of course we're about to stir up Some sh** thick as Mrs. bu*terwoth's syrup It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves Just for no reason other than the just to tease him Cause he was his biggest fan, He used to be Superman Now I'm pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him Eminem you wait till' we meet up again f**er I'm kickin your a** for everything you've ever said It's one for the money two for the f**in show Ready get set, let's go Here comes the Buckin Bronco, stompin and stampedin up the damn street Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow So look out below, geronimo, motherf**ers is dominos I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off But I know anything's possible Though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game That sh** is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team 'I'll get away with murder Im like OJ, He's my Cochran from the day* We keep the mark from the tapes In a safe, locked them away Better watch what you say Just when you thought you were safe Them f**ers got you on tape You swear to god you was playin Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same Cause one day it could cost you your name [chorus] And this was supposed to be my first single But I just f**ed that up so, f** it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a b**h and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But sh**'s about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah erra Oh Ah Oh Ah erra Oh Ah oh oh ah ah [Verse 2] Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned 16 and used a fake id To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hickory Dickory dirk diggler Look at me work wizardry with these words Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken or jerkin' your chain 22 jerks and a jerk circle Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it rrrbb lemme ask you again Am I just jerkin the chain Am I bizerk or insane Or am I just one of them damn amateurs Workin the damn camera filmin one of them Paris Hilton home made p**nos Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle Jigga-ji-just Just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of them f**in When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh- And then tried to erase and record over it But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin Sayin 'I'm Gon "Nuh" Come!' And this was suppose to be.... [chorus] my first single But I just f**ed that up so, f** it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a b**h and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But sh**'s about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah erra Oh Ah Oh Ah erra Oh Ah oh oh ah ah [Verse 3] Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm a dick s**er I love to s** a dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the sh** you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!) So f** a chicken, lick a chicken, s** a chicken, Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big co*k(?) bawka-bi-kaw Or s** a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick And stick a dick in your mouth I'm done you can f** off f**a-f**a-f** offf! [chorus] And this was supposed to be my first single But I just f**ed that up so, f** it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a b**h and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But sh**'s about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo ka ka