Eminem - Hazardous Youth (a cappella version) lyrics

Chorus: People Say that im a bad influence I say the worlds already f*cked im just addin to it They say im suicidal teenagers newest idol Come on! Do as i do Go ahead get mad and do it People Say that im a bad influence I say the worlds already f*cked im just addin to it They say im suicidal teenagers newest idol Come on! Do as i do Go ahead get mad and do it (just pull the plug) Hand me an 8 beam me up and land me in space I'ma sit on top of the world and sh** on brandy and mase Im more then ill scarier then a white journalist in a room with lauryn hill Human horror film But with a lot funnier plot and people who feel me cuz i'ma still be the mad rapper weather i got money or not as long as im on pills and i got plenty of pot i'll be in a cannoe paddling making fun of your yatch But i would like an award for the best rapper to get one mic and a source And a woredrobe i can afford otherwise i might just send up "pack striking at ford" and you wonder what the f*ck i need more vicoden for Everybody's pissing me off even a No Limit tank looks like a middle finger sideways flipping me off No sh** im in grave danger to my health why else would i k** you then jump in a grave and bury myself Course Im the illest rapper to hold the "cordless" patroling corners looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters Im meaner in action then "rosco" beating james "star" Sr. across the back with vaccuum cleaner attachments I grew up in a wild hood as a hazardous youth with a f*cked up childhood that i use as an excuse and ain't sh** changed i kept the same mindstate Since the 3rd time i failed 9th grade You probably think im a negative person dont be so sure of it i dont promote violence i just encourage it i laugh at the sight of d**h as i fall down a cement flight of steps and land aside a bed of spider webs So throw caution to the wind you and a friend can jump off of a bridge and if you live do it again (sh**) why not blow your brain out im blowing mine out f*ck it you only live once you might as well die now [just let it go] Course My laser disc will make you take a razor to your wrist Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and co*k it back And let it go until your brains Are rippin' out your skull so bad To sew you back and be a waste of stitches I'm not a Role Model, I don't wanna babysit kids I got one little girl, and Hailey Jade is Shady's business And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off Where the f*ck were you when Gil was payin me to dishwash I make a couple statements and now look how crazy sh** got You made me get a bigger attitude than 80 Kim scotts And she almost got the same fate that Grady's b*tch got I know that Just the Two of Us would make you hate me this much And Just the Two of Us That ain't got sh** to do with us and our personal life It's just words on a mic So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pig But the funny sh** is that I still go with the b*tch