Eminem - Guilty Conscience (radio version with gunshots) lyrics

Narrator Meet Eddie, 23 years old Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store (I can't take this no more. I can't take it no more, homes.) But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart And suddenly, his conscience comes into play Dr. Dre Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door Of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You'd better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherf**in' conscience Eminem That's nonsense Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs. (Can I borrow this?) Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades Dr. Dre Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it, before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older then George Burns Eminem f** that. Do that sh**. Shoot that b**h Can you afford to blow this sh**? Are you that rich? Why you give a f** if she dies? Are you that b**h? Do you really think she gives a f** if you have kids? Dr. Dre Man, don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it. (You're right.) Not over this sh**. (Stop!) Drop the biscuit. (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim, yo. He's bad for you Eminem You know what, Dre? I don't like your attitude (It's all right, c'mon, just come in here for a minute.) (Mmm, I don't know.) (Look, baby.) (Damn!) (Look, it's gonna be all right, right?) (Well, okay.) Narrator Meet Stan, 21 years old After meeting a young girl at a rave party Thing's start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom Once again, his conscience comes into play Eminem Now listen to me: while you're kissin' her cheek Smearin' her lipstick I slip this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b**h's earlobe... Dr. Dre Yo, this girl's only 15 years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair Eminem Yo, look at her bush. Does it got hair? (Uh-huh.) f** this b**h right here on the spot bare Till she pa**es out and she forgot how she got there Dr. Dre Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids? Eminem No, but I seen the p**no with Son Doobiest! Dr. Dre sh**, you wanna get hauled off to jail? Eminem Man, f** that, hit that sh** raw dawg and bail (Hee. It feels good to be home.) Narrator Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker After coming home from a hard day's work He walks in the door of his trailer park home To find his wife in bed with another man (What the f**?!) (Grady!!) Dr. Dre Alright, calm down. Relax, start breathin' Eminem f** that sh**, you just caught this b**h cheatin' While you at work, she's with some dude, tryin' to get off? f** slittin' her throat! Cut this b**h's head off!! Dr. Dre Wait, what if there's an explanation for this sh**? Eminem What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? Dr. Dre Alright, Shady Maybe he's right, Grady But think about the baby Before you get all crazy Eminem Okay! Thought about it. Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her That's what I did. Be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes!? Dr. Dre What'd you say? Eminem What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? Dr. Dre Imma k** you, motherf**er! Eminem Ah-ah, temper, temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK Coming straight outta Compton, y'all better make way? How in the f** you gonna tell this man not to be violent? Dr. Dre 'Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that Aw, f** it, what am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at? *gunshots*