Jeremy bender was a man of leisure, Took his pleasure in the evening sun Laid him down in a bed of roses, Finally decided to become a nun. Talk with the sister, spoke in a whisper, Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean Jumped on the mother just like a brother Asked one another if the other is a queen. Diggin' the sister she was a mister Shouldn't have kissed her, but he couldn't say no Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her, So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go